The Calm Baby Blueprint
A diagnostic protocol and management system for gut, nervous system, and acoustic colic, sequenced together instead of handed to you as a single generic fix. Built from peer-reviewed research and refined since with real families.
Not sure which system is primary yet? Take the free 90-second assessment first →
Every system, sequenced, not scattered.
Seven components, built to work together rather than as a list of unrelated tips.
Diagnostic protocol
A deeper version of the free assessment, for cases where more than one system is contributing at once.
Gut-support protocol
The exact probiotic strain, dose, and timing, calibrated separately for breastfeeding and formula-feeding.
Physical techniques
Tiger Hold, ILU massage, and positioning, matched to which system is primary for your baby.
Acoustic design specs
Frequency, volume, distance from the crib, and timing, not just "play something calming."
Bloom Baby Tracker
A one-tap logging tool that reveals your baby's actual pattern within days, not weeks of guessing.
60-minute brown noise soundscape
Calibrated to womb frequency, ready to use the night you buy it.
Cry Decoder Masterclass
Learn to tell a gas cry, an overtired cry, and a dysregulation cry apart by ear.
Who this is built for, and who it isn't.
This is built for you if
- Your baby is roughly 2 to 12 weeks old and crying in a pattern that doesn't match "just tired" or "just hungry"
- You're breastfeeding, formula-feeding, or a mix, both are covered with separate tracks
- You've already tried a remedy or two and want to know why it stopped working
- You want to understand the mechanism, not just follow a step blindly
This probably isn't for you if
- Your baby has a confirmed reflux (GER/GERD) diagnosis, that's a different protocol and a different conversation with your pediatrician
- Your baby is past 12 weeks and the crying has already resolved on its own
- You're looking for a guarantee that the crying stops entirely rather than a management system that targets the actual driving system
72 hours. A full refund if it doesn't help. Keep everything either way.
If your baby isn't noticeably calmer within 72 hours of starting the protocol for their primary system, email hello@colicprotocol.baby. Full refund, no back-and-forth, and no need to justify it.
You keep the Blueprint, the tracker, and the soundscape regardless of what you decide.
What colic has probably already cost you.
What's typically already spent
The Calm Baby Blueprint
Before you buy
Is this different for breastfed vs. formula-fed babies?
Yes. The gut-support protocol has separate tracks, since the primary research on the studied probiotic strain was conducted in breastfed infants specifically. The formula-feeding track uses the broader systematic-review evidence and a paced-feeding protocol instead.
Is this a subscription?
No. It's a one-time $47 purchase. No recurring charge, no upsell tier.
What if it doesn't work for my baby?
Email us within 72 hours of starting the protocol and you'll get a full refund, no back-and-forth. You keep the Blueprint and bonuses regardless.
How is this different from a general baby sleep or soothing book?
Most general resources treat colic as one problem with one universal technique. This starts by identifying which of the three systems, gut, nervous system, or acoustic, is actually primary for your baby, then gives you the specific protocol for that system rather than a one-size-fits-all method.
Do I need the free assessment first?
It helps. The Blueprint includes a deeper diagnostic tool, but the free 90-second assessment gives you a fast starting point tonight if you'd rather begin there.
Ready when you are.
$47 one time. Instant download. 72-hour guarantee.
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